What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?